The time is upon us. The time of unbridled hope and ultimate heartbreak. The time of sweat and suncream stinging your eyes as you bellow Vindaloo in a haze of lager and sunstroke while watching a big screen in a city centre. It’s the f*cking World Cup, mate.
No matter whether a particular World Cup is brilliant or terrible, we all have memories attached to major tournaments – for better or worse.
We’ve looked back at every World Cup since 1990 and ranked them in order from worst to best. No doubt you’ll disagree with us, so tweet us your thoughts at @planetfutebol. Be nice.
7. South Africa 2010
Let’s face it, it was all a bit turgid, wasn’t it?
Vuvuzelas, Luis Suarez breaking everybody’s – but mostly Asamoah Gyan’s – heart, England being rank, New Zealand getting knocked out without losing a match, Mark Van Bommel and Nigel De Jong maiming everything in sight during the final.
Having said all that, Siphiwe Tshabalala’s rocket in the opening match and South Africa’s dance in celebration is one of the great World Cup moments.
6. Brazil 2014
A good, solid World Cup.
The group stages in Brazil particularly stand out thanks to what can only be described as an absolute shitload of goals and the likes of England, Italy and Portugal being eliminated.
Sadly, the knockout rounds failed to replicate such excitement, although Brazil 1-7 Germany remains one of the funniest results of all time.
6. USA 1994
USA 94 is best remembered for Diana Ross missing a penalty in the opening ceremony and Roberto Baggio then missing one in the final to hand Brazil victory.
There was also Diego Maradona being off his nut, Bebeto’s celebration, Ireland beating Italy and some great nets, but England not being there doesn’t help.
4. Italy 1990
Conversely, because of England’s success, and perhaps because it was the final World Cup pre-Premier League, Champions league and new money, Italia 90 will always have an iconic glow of nostalgia.
But look a little closer and the tournament was remembered for everything other than the football: World in Motion, Nessun Dorma, those kits, Roger Milla’s dance, Gazza’s tears.
Also, it often goes forgotten that until the semi-final against Germany, England staggered their way through the tournament with little fluidity. Thankfully, one thing they did have was Paul Gascoigne, playing with tongue in cheek and Ruud Gullit in pocket.
Understandably fetishised? Yes. The best World Cup? No.
My Dad thinks we would have won Italia 90 if Chris Waddle hadn’t had a hair cut mid tournament. World Cup fever has hit us.
— Nick Lewis (@nick1lewis1) June 3, 2018
3. South Korea and Japan 2002
A tournament of upsets and latterly controversy.
Reigning champions France went incredibly sacré bleu by crashing out at the group stage without scoring a single goal. The USA shocked Rui Costa and Luis Figo’s Portugal. Roy Keane went full Roy Keane in storming out on the Republic of Ireland, who themselves enjoyed a famous night against Germany.
South Korea and Turkey were surprise semi-finalists, although the host nation’s success – they knocked out both Spain and Italy – has since come under scrutiny amid a number of questionable refereeing decisions and alleged involvement of Jack Warner.
Still, it was the World Cup of the three Rs: Ronaldo, Rivaldo and Ronaldinho, who fired Brazil to their fifth triumph. There was even a rare moment of satisfaction for England as David Beckham gained long-awaited revenge against Argentina.
2. Germany 2006
Bookended by controversy, the 2006 World Cup started with Italy heading into the tournament on the back of the Calciopoli scandal and concluded with Zinedine Zidane ending his career with a headbutt.
In between there was Argentina’s 24-pass goal, Joe Cole’s stunner against Sweden, Cristiano Ronaldo’s wink and Italy’s epic semi-final against Germany.
That game, yes please.
This angle of Fabio Grosso's goal vs Germany in the 2006 World Cup semi-final, plus Francesco Totti's celebration, is all kinds of wonderful. pic.twitter.com/KKAnIJeBRh
— Planet Football (@planetfutebol) March 30, 2018
1. France 1998
Even before Michel Platini admitted to slightly fiddling the fixtures, France 98 had it all.
Brazil samba-ing their way through an airport for Nike; the emergence of Ronaldo and Michael Owen as superstars of the game; shock wins for Nigeria, Iran and Romania in the group stages; and a final surrounded by drama.
The showpiece may have been robbed of a fully-functioning Ronaldo (although that only added to the narrative), but France’s glory in their own country was a symbolic triumph for a multicultural squad.